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Ask the Chief

Dear Chief,
I am a monk who has traveled many miles in search of the man who knows the most about the subject of cuddling for I must learn his ways to bring bring my people much joy. Do you know of such a hero?

Sincerely,

Siddhartha Gautama

Dear Siddhartha Gautama,
No, I do not know of such a hero. But, instead of wasting your time looking for a man who may or may not exist, why not read a book about cuddling? Instead of using someone else’s brain for your answers, fill up your own brain with such knowledge. 
 
Sincerely,
The Chief
 
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Dear Chief,                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Why is my boyfriend talking to other girls more than he talks to me?

Sincerely,

Confused

Dear Confused,
Have you ever evaluated the way he talks to the other girls? Does he act flirty around them, or is he acting friendly? Maybe he enjoys talking to girls rather than guys. Or, it could be possible that he might be losing interest in you and is slowly moving on. How does he act around you? Does he act lovey-dovey like you’d expect since you two are dating, or does he act distant? You may need to evaluate how he acts with the other girls. If you don’t feel comfortable with him talking to the other girls more than he talks to you, then confront him about it. 
 
Sincerely,
The Chief
 
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Dear Chief,

Why don’t they teach cursive in school anymore?

Sincerely,

Handwriting Expert

Dear Handwriting Expert,
Nowadays, people don’t consider cursive writing to be a necessity in life. Cursive writing is a style of writing, people don’t really consider it to be important in their lives. 
 
Sincerely,
The Chief
 
 
 
 

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